SMS For Fun

Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)


Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)


Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)


Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)


Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.

Funny SMS

Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.


Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)


Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)

Free NAVRATRI SMS

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa Durga ke
Aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
"HAPPY NAVRATRI"


PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
"HAPPY NAVRATRI".


“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ”
"SHUBH NAVRATRI."

Fun Time...

Mareej- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:)

Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,
Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,
Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:)

Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Wah Wah
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal Diya